Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina
Drug Policy Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the outspoken drug policy critic in your life? Our collection features clever, provocative products designed to challenge norms and promote dialogue. Whether for a passionate activist or a thoughtful skeptic, these items bring humor and insight to serious issues, perfect for sparking conversation and showcasing their stance with style.
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'
These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.
Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.
Pay Hospital Bill Here.
'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'
Prescription Drugs '96.
Government looks for new targets over GPs pay
'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'
"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."
Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.
'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'
'The problem is that you're overmedicated. Luckily there are drugs that can help with that.'
'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'
"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."
Man robbed by medical center.
"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."
"Me, not self-sufficient? Who was it who self-published a self-help on self-medicating?"
No to face recognition technology vs. No to wearing face masks
"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."
'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'
Opium Den 2019
Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.
Global Medical Antidepressant Sales
'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'
"Your insurance only pays for us to put wheels on this thing."
"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."
"Doctors said that although the approach is still experimental, it may prove an effective weapon in the fight against health-care reform."
"Um...David, a word if we may."
"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."
R.J. Mendenhall, M.D. - Specializing in long-term profitable diseases
"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"
'I'm here to offer you the company's free preventive health counseling...DON'T GET SICK OR ELSE!'
How to win at hospital league tables
Drug Policy Critic Gifts Collection
Drug Policy Critic Mugs
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Drug Policy Critic Pillows
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Drug Policy Critic Prints
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