Drug Policy Advocates Pillows

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

My Guns Go Where I Do!

Hemp Bombs

Opium Den 2019

Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

"I hear you have a flexible approach to the employment of ex-offenders..."

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

Obama Clinic and Republican Clinic

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

Assignment - Review School Security.

Maria Sharapova

Political Inaction Drive

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

Uncontrolled substances

Alert with Ibuprofen

"Say NO to drugs."

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.