Drug Reform Activists Pillows

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"This drug has such pleasant side effects I consider them value-added."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Water Pollution

Opium Den 2019

"It's a new class of drugs to combat depression. They're called recreational."

"We could market them as anti-aging drugs."

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

'Insurance Tactic No. 472: Bully the victim into not making a claim.'

Cindy McCain, Drug Czarina

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

'Give me your tired, your poor, your toxic wastes...'

Maria Sharapova

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'

"Say NO to drugs."

Alert with Ibuprofen

Uncontrolled substances

Taking the heart out of the NHS

Gladstone the 'National Tinker'

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.

A is for Acid, B is for Barbiturates, C is for Crack....

"These drugs in sports are tearing the game apart."

"Luke, use to Force, or crush up the Adderall Chewbacca gave you and snort it – your call."

'I suppose it's no worse than the smogs of the 1950's.'

Vape

4x4 car surrounded by drivers who hate 4x4s - Child in car saying - "Mummy, I don't feel safe in a 4x4."

Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling

Surfing sewage