Steroid Satirist Gifts

La Tour 2007.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Doctor. I am speechless"

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

California Beverages Map

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Taken genetic engineering too far

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."