Steroid Satirist T-Shirts

La Tour 2007.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

California Beverages Map

Taken genetic engineering too far

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'