Stereotype Subverter Gifts

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

'Gay Squirrels!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"