Style Subverter Gifts

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Cowpunk

On the Hanger

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

Floating Voters

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'Gay Squirrels!'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"Shuffle Mode"

"Wow, the way you crossed the road and avoided the traffic was so cool! It gave me an idea for a video game!"

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

Santa, red in tooth and claw.

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

'There's one possibility, Senator -- if you switch parties, the voters might not recognize you!'

"Please, Mr. Herrkof is so formal. Just call me Lord and Master."

"I'm always typecasted for the same role. Can't you find me something else? Like a musical or romantic comedy?"

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

"You find that surprising, or is it just your pierced eyebrow?"