Style Subverter Mugs

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Cowpunk

On the Hanger

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Russell Rebrand

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'Gay Squirrels!'

"As you requested, 'A bottle of something cheap by which to get thoroughly hammered'."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

"Just because I switched political parties at an appropriate time?"

Floating Voters

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"Shuffle Mode"

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

"Wow, the way you crossed the road and avoided the traffic was so cool! It gave me an idea for a video game!"

'Your paintings have improved dramatically since your changed your style!'

"Please, Mr. Herrkof is so formal. Just call me Lord and Master."

Santa, red in tooth and claw.

'There's one possibility, Senator -- if you switch parties, the voters might not recognize you!'

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"I'm always typecasted for the same role. Can't you find me something else? Like a musical or romantic comedy?"