Wedding Tradition Subverter Gifts

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

All-Candy Seder.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'Gay Squirrels!'

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"As you requested, 'A bottle of something cheap by which to get thoroughly hammered'."

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'

3 kings and santa with gifts

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

"Please, Mr. Herrkof is so formal. Just call me Lord and Master."

Santa, red in tooth and claw.

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

This year we decided to get a fake tree and a real star.