Snack Subverter Gifts

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Dog's Sandwich

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"As you requested, 'A bottle of something cheap by which to get thoroughly hammered'."

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

'Gay Squirrels!'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

Crumbs.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

"Well put, Johnson."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'