Subverter Of Norms Gifts

"Where does he get all his ideas?"

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Gay Squirrels!'

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

Change Rooms.

Sign in yard says 'It's a Tomboy!'

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his short on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage.

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

"Please, Mr. Herrkof is so formal. Just call me Lord and Master."

"Look...your school mailed its new student dress code. It says no skullcaps...no facial piercings...no sagging or torn pants...and no bare midriffs. Sorry...that last one was just for girls."

'You've broken the Lemmings code,son - whatever possessed you to take sky diving lessons ?!'

"Don't drink the Kool-Aid! 'Science' is a scam dreamed up by the interlectual elite to keep us down!"

Santa, red in tooth and claw.

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

Queue this way.

Women Wearing Men's Clothes

"We constantly challenge macho stereotypes."

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

'Bugger! Gordon Brown is unable to address the Androgynous Society!'

"When we were kids, I used to play with soldiers and you played with dolls, now it's the other way round."

I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his shirt on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage.

'Well, so much for sugar and spice!'

Yeah, not what I expected, either. Glass Bottom Tours.