Norm Defier Gifts

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

To do before Saturday...

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Victorian woman at a bar.

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"Please scream inside your heart"