Defying Norms Gifts

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Son, you need to get your priorities wrong.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female