Questioning Norms Gifts

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

"Don't drink the Kool-Aid! 'Science' is a scam dreamed up by the interlectual elite to keep us down!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

'Mother! Would you stop referring to Charles as a latchkey husband!'

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."