Stereotype Subverter Pillows

"Yes, it's a girls drink. But the fact that I'm an alcoholic makes it hardcore."

'Gay Squirrels!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Prejudice/Empathy

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

The full male cycle

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."