Hierarchy Subverter Pillows

"Please, Mr. Herrkof is so formal. Just call me Lord and Master."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

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"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'You are here.'

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Very well put, Harper."

"Aaah . . . The smell of fresh-mown employees."

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

17 Days Without a Reorganization

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

'Ah ha, just as I expected...BOOM!'

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

'Gay Squirrels!'

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"