Stem Superstar Gifts

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Girls in Science

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Exam

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Step aerobics

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Cleaning the Horse

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."