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"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Girls in Science

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Exam

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Bigger Brain

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Step aerobics

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

Cleaning the Horse

Waiting for the results.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

George Best

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"