Stem Professional T-Shirts

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Maths is fun!'

"He's my school project for science class."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Loyalty Award

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Girls in Science

"Office of quality assurance"

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

'That's my resume.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"