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Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Construction Idea

"We're committed to promoting women in science. . ."

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"Was this a math or a science test?"

Tech High School - Startups

"He's my school project for science class."

CS553298 Math & Science

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Prize vegetables.

Skipping Horse

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"