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"He's my school project for science class."

I love my Timpani

'Maths is fun!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Malcolm Sargent

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I am a control freak."

Construction Idea

"Trust no one."

Tech High School - Startups

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Sky, sir?"

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"