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"He's my school project for science class."

I love my Timpani

'Maths is fun!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Malcolm Sargent

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

"Why, this is fit for me!"

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"I am a control freak."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

Construction Idea

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Sky, sir?"

"We should have more physics in the biology and chemistry curricula."

"Trust no one."

Tech High School - Startups

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'