Remote Control Ruler T-Shirts

"Have you anything to say before I change your channel?"

"What we watch depends on who has the remote."

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"That gives your a certain sense of power, doesn't it Wilton?"

I love my Timpani

TV-Man

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Homo Zapiens

Malcolm Sargent

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

A politician's dream come true...

'Interactive TV news.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Remote control car breakdown.

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"God, I love this show!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"I am a control freak."

Mind control