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'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

I love my Timpani

"River well stocked this year."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Malcolm Sargent

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Salmon Fisherman

A politician's dream come true...

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Interactive TV news.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"God, I love this show!"

"I am a control freak."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Trust no one."

"Sky, sir?"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

Two men trout fishing

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"