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'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

I love my Timpani

"River well stocked this year."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Malcolm Sargent

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

A politician's dream come true...

The Salmon Fisherman

'Interactive TV news.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Why, this is fit for me!"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"I am a control freak."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Trust no one."

"Sky, sir?"

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

Two men trout fishing

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

For company he has the friendly, shortsighted little water vole.

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."