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"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

I love my Timpani

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Malcolm Sargent

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Siesta-time

"I am a control freak."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"Sky, sir?"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Remote controlled jester.