Recliner Ruler Prints

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

I love my Timpani

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Interactive TV news.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

"I am a control freak."

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Siesta-time

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Sky, sir?"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Remote controlled jester.