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"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

We never roam anymore.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Children.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

American 'Idle'.

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."