Recliner King Pillows

Gordzilla

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

Siesta-time

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Children.

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"This one he can do"

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."

'This one only has two positions... 'attention' and 'at ease'.'

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

"And to think as a child he hated taking naps."

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."