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'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

I love my Timpani

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Malcolm Sargent

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Forrest Gander

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

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