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"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Poetry repairman

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Referee cop.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Forrest Gander