Stem Pillows

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

Construction Idea

"We're committed to promoting women in science. . ."

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"Was this a math or a science test?"

Tech High School - Startups

"He's my school project for science class."

CS553298 Math & Science

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Prize vegetables.

Skipping Horse

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'