Stress Superstar Gifts

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Surfing the daily stress

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Took On Too Much

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Run, Mike, Run!

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Most people would jump at an opportunity like this."

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'You need some stress.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

"Make it quick—I only have a minute."

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