Strumming Superstar Gifts

Need money for lessons

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Edward Elgar.

Girls in Science

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

Will Self does karaoke

George Best

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Guitar emergency.

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

"If I were a carpenter"

Soto

You're never too old for pilates!

Choir

All's well that ends well

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

What your acoustic guitar says about you

The Musician

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

Don McLean