Strummer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

What your acoustic guitar says about you

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Blues artis's daily list

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Pass that."

Drunken singers in a public house

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Air Sitar.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitarist

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Guitar emergency.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Need money for lessons

Soto

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

"If I were a carpenter"

Parts of a Bagpipe

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

All's well that ends well

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

Farmer Golf

Choir Sections

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.