Strummer With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

What your acoustic guitar says about you

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Blues artis's daily list

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Pass that."

Drunken singers in a public house

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Air Sitar.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Guitarist

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Guitar emergency.

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

Need money for lessons

Parts of a Bagpipe

Soto

"If I were a carpenter"

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Farmer Golf

All's well that ends well

Choir Sections

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Teeth quartet

'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'