Chord-strumming Comedian Gifts

"I wrote this next tune to taunt officials of the maximum security prison I recently broke out of. Then I gotta get outta here."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Optimist

"The Just Me Band"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

An amplified harp

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Musical Pipe

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Three people playing on the same flute.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

A family choir

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Tip my boy."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Lion Choir.

'Hello, my name is Death'

Monet At Open Mic Night

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'