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"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Optimist

"The Just Me Band"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"One group gets tiny copies of the 'Times,' the other gets tiny copies of the 'Post.'"

An amplified harp

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musical Pipe

"Tip my boy."

Three people playing on the same flute.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

A family choir

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Lion Choir.

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.