Std Awareness Advocates Gifts

Zika sexually transmitted

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"You are here."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

Opium Den 2019

The Joy of Sioux

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Prostate Issues

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

"But do you feel invisible?"

'Aborting mission! Primary invasion force captured and enslaved!'

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.