Std Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

Zika sexually transmitted

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

AIDS prevention

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"I don't really know much about safe sex. I skipped the fourth grade."

"You are here."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'I believe the word you want is condom, not condemn ... unless you plan on having very unsafe sex.'

"All I know is this sounds like the kind of thing that could get a political appointee in trouble."

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

The Joy of Sioux

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Prostate Issues

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

"But do you feel invisible?"

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine