Staying Warm Gifts

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Frigid Cold

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

'Another jumper Dear?'

Electric Blanket.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'Why aren't you still in your jammies?'

'Telephone sex in New England'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Infinity scarf"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

'Isn't it great?!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."