Avoiding Cold Gifts

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Keeping warm.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Frigid Cold

'You'll grow into it!'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Academia in Winter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Isn't it great?!'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Is the baby sideways?"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."