Avoiding Cold Gifts

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Keeping warm.

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Frigid Cold

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You'll grow into it!'

Academia in Winter

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Isn't it great?!'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

A penguin wearing a hoodie