Keeping Warm Gifts

'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

Keeping warm

Your feet are freezing.

Hot water ties: 'Ideal for winter.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Frigid Cold

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'