Staying Cool Gifts

'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Electric Blanket.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Frigid Cold

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Crisp New England Air.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

Sticker Shock 2007.