Staying Cool Gifts

'Wouldn't an air conditioner be better than all of those fans?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Electric Blanket.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Frigid Cold

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

This dessert wine isn't great, but it's too snowy to go out for something else. Any port in a storm!

"It's a three dog night, Mother."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Sticker Shock 2007.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.