Coolness Gifts

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

On holiday.

Bookworm Sleepover

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Raptures

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Is that you purring?"

Inactive wear store.

Dogs in a basket

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"