Stay-at-home Environmentalist Gifts

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Where does it all end up?

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"