Stay-at-home Environmentalist Pillows

Agoraphobic activists do what they can to help save the rain forest.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Humans...What is their purpose?

Pipe Dream.

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Where does it all end up?

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Climate Crisis

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.