Statism Gifts

Looking for a witty way to express your interest in governance and political philosophy? Our statism-themed gifts bring humor and insight to your space, perfect for the politically-minded. From mugs to prints, showcase your perspective with clever, professionally drawn designs that spark conversations and reflect your stance.

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"But wait. . . why would you do this to me. . . to Yourself."

"But wait. . . why would you do this to me. . . to Yourself." mockup

"But wait. . . why would you do this to me. . . to Yourself."

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target." mockup

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

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Fear/Knowledge

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens. mockup

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.' mockup

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

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'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!' mockup

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong." mockup

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

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'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting). mockup

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

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'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!' mockup

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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