Numismatism Gifts

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

"You're on a what?!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

That's It

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

Apocalipsis

COVID-19 dime

Not Proud To Be An American

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

European Loan to Greece

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

Derren Brown

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

The cost of education

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'The Nihilist Deli'

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

'Communist.'

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859