Numismatism Mugs

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

"You're on a what?!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Hypnotoon

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"Hey, why the long faces? C'mon, everybody, LIGHTEN UP!"

COVID-19 dime

Apocalipsis

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

European Loan to Greece

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

$0.13 saved is $0.13 earned. A penny adjusted for inflation from 1737 to today...

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"Signal London the continent is cut off!"

The cost of education

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'The Nihilist Deli'

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

'Communist.'

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

"But wait. . . why would you do this to me. . . to Yourself."