Numismatics Enthusiast Gifts

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

The Life of Pi

"You're on a what?!"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Maths is fun!'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Tax.'

Reign Man

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Pork Bellies.

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'