Numerical Enthusiast Gifts

'Just remember, without me, you're nothing!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Albert Einstein

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

The Life of Pi

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.